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this is the essay i wrote yesterday for The Walrus! it’s about sexual quid pro quo in relationships. i hope they like it.

here are links to things i said on the internet. one references polygamy and the other talks about Rush.

GLAMOUR!

TWO WINE DUDES WINE BLOG!

On March 6th, T-Pain and I will be hosting a reading of my book in Atlanta, Georgia.

Please come! I mean, just come from WHEREVER you are. I’ll pay. Just drop me an email and I’ll send you a cashier’s cheque.

i’m pretty nuts about this monkey ninja zombie bumblebee thing that jamie hewlitt and damon albarn made in 2008.

a doctor on facebook told me that the nipple-shaped mole on my back is bad news. the thing is, i like ignoring things, so i’m turning march into March Moleness. i will track the disturbing progress of my little pet and consider action in april, when it is natural for things to be activated.

here is a photo of my father and i somewhere. he would be disappointed to know that i am delaying any kind of professional mole scrutiny.

we were in an anti-gravity chamber in france. it’s where i summered — a nice anti-gravity chamber in the Perigord region.

my brother says there are too many photos on this blog of me! goddAMmit nico!

i’m kidding about the mole! i’m seeing doc ho ping kong on friday. last time she saw me i had anxiety-induced eczema on my face and my eyes had swelled shut. i looked like a siamese cat that looked as though it had been smashed with a frying pan. later, my skin flaked off in giant reptilian chunks. the bulk of it came off during a meeting with my financial advisor, apple tang.

i have to see dr. barbara ho ping kong. she is my dermatologist who will take care of the hurting mole on my back that looks a LOT like a tiny tiny nipple.

Sitcom Idea

Dave came over yesterday and shot the living hell out of me.

the photos are to go along with a piece i wrote for the Guardian.

unrelated: IT IS MY DAD’S BIRTHDAY!

Potential wedding vows to future husband: “OK you shitty stranger, make me come.”

this is you.